Anna Nicole Wins!!
My favorite Kentucky fried hooker won yesterday in court, and was awarded a big fat 450,000,000 bucks to spend on pork rinds, ring dings and liposuction.
I just hope that dumb fat cunt finds out about my bit on her and decides to sue me. I could use the publicity. Howard Stern, my fucking hero, played my bit on her this morning. I wish I could post the bit, but Warner Bros won’t allow me to post any mp3′s from the CD here.
Giant pictures and lazy fucking mac users…
The Mac users that complained that they couldn’t watch the streaming videos were either lazy fucks, or misinformed. There’s a Macintosh version of Windows media player that you can download here. Thanks to all that clued me in on this.
Check out this big retarded picture of me they have up at the Brea improv where I’m performing this week:
Is that goofy or what? I hate that picture too, it looks like I just smelled a fart. I’m recording all my sets this week in an experiment with mini disk to mp3′s. If it all goes well I should have some new shit to post soon.
By the way, to answer all your questions on how I feel about napster, I think napster is da shit, and I use it all the time.
I also buy 3 to 4 CDs a week. And people have turned me on to artists by way of mp3′s that I never would have heard of otherwise, and I went out and bought the CD because of napster.
Am I losing sales because of it? I don’t know, but I do know that my material is reaching more people because of napster than it would have without it, and the more people that are exposed to my shit the more likely it is to sell, so I have to think that I benefit from it in the long run.
I don’t mind if you use napster to download my stuff, but if you like it, then go buy the album, motherfucker!