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Media files back up, Mac users and why Netscape sucks leaky ass…

All the media files are back up now…

I worked out something with my webhosting company and now all the media files will be hosted at a separate location. Warner Bros. is gonna set all the shit up on their own ftp site now, so download away, you fucking freaks! As far as Macintosh users go, we’re working on converting the asf windows media files to an mpeg format so that you can check them out. I heard the complaints, and I feel your pain. I used to use a mac too, until one day when I made my journey to the darkside! Now I’m happy and I’m free from the prison of proprietary computer parts and shitty software selection. Plus I can play all the violent computer games that the future vice president despises so much. You can’t play Rocket Arena 3 on a mac. I’ve gotta admit though, those G4′s do look pretty fucking bad ass. Those, and those giant kick ass studio displays. I want my computer to look like that, all funky with see-through plastic and shit. Then I’ll cover my office windows in alluminum foil, put on some giant Elton John sunglasses and spend all my syndication money to hire some Jenna Jameson looking freak to walk around in a nylon thong with acrylic pumps and hand feed me sushi. Then whenever anyone called and asked me what I was doing, I would simply reply: "Space Pimpin’, bitch!! Space Pimpin’!!"

I’m also going to start recording new stuff this week to post as mp3′s on a semi-regular basis here. I’m talking to audible.com about doing something with them where they have my material available to subscribers on a weekly basis. My buddy Steve Marmel is doing something like that with them right now, and I think it’s a really cool idea. First of all I love the idea of having an online archive of my bits that people can download, and second I think it would be a great exercise to force me to write more. Some of my best bits have come when I FORCED myself to sit in front of my fucking computer and stared at it for an hour before a single fucking thought came to mind. "Hey man, your site looks like shit on netscape!" Yes it does. You know why? ‘Cause netscape sucks. It takes longer to load, it crashes on my system where Internet Explorer NEVER crashes, and it’s not compatible with FrontPage 2000 which I use to make this site. The solution? Go get internet explorer. It’s free and it’s the better browser. "But Microsoft is evil, and they fuck over other…" Yeah whatever, blah, blah, blah, zzzzzzzz. Just go get it. Embrace the dark side…

Microsoft Internet Explorer