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My friend Ari’s butthole and me watching 2 girls 1 cup.

There have often been moments in my life where I sat back and thought, how the fuck did I ever get by without the internet?
Between google searching for answers and information, to finding forums filled with like-minded people to talk to, it’s just so much shit to tune into on the net.
There’s been many days where I just sit in front of my computer for hours and hours, just reading and posting on forums, clicking on fucked up videos, reading people’s blogs…
Blogs are some of my favorite, to read and to write. You’ve got to read a lot of boring ones to find something juicy, but it’s always worth it.
You can find some amazing gems out there that you would never have access to if it wasn’t the internet. Like for example, there’s this gay crossdresser in San Francisco that has this great blog on myspace. Before the internet, how am I going to read that shit? It would either have to be published in some mainstream magazine, or someone would have to tell me about it and give me a copy of it, because I sure as fuck am not going to just walk into a store and buy it. Today, I can just click this link and laugh at it, and so can you too.

Another thing we have on the internet is answers.
Not just answers to regular questions like, “what is the speed of light,” or “who really killed Kennedy,” but those questions that we never thought we would have answers to if we lived a normal life. Questions that come up after the 4th bong rip… Questions like, “Do you think there’s dude’s out there that actually WANT to get fucked in the ass by pigs?”
Now, back in the days before the internet, you were dealing with pure speculation for the most part. I mean, back in the day if the subject came up there was usually one dude that knew someone that had a tape of some chicks having sex with animals, but the question of whether or not there were guys out there getting fucked by animals… no one really knew.
Today, all you have to do is click this link and you can watch it.
Shit, there’s entire sites dedicated to it! Sites that anyone with an iphone can get to standing pretty much anywhere in America where there’s a cell signal.

That’s some pretty amazing progress. I know it’s silly to think in terms of a video of a dude getting fucked in the ass by a pig as having anything to do with progress, but it really is if you think about it. It’s the ultimate expression of the progress of the access of information now as opposed to when there was no internet. Something that was once very, very hard to come by is now instantly accessible all over the world.

Today, I’m going to add to the current of fucked up videos out there on the net, and we’re also going to add to the current of videos of people reviewing fucked up videos on the net.

First, the new one. It’s all about my friend Ari’s butthole.
Now, how exactly did this come up? Definitely a legitimate question.
We were doing a gig together in Austin, TX and when I was onstage Ari was in the green room taking a shit. Apparently Brian was filming him because Ari had the door open, and at one point in time Ari showed them his butthole to gross them out.
Little did he know how gross it really was.
I would imagine that like most people, Ari really didn’t know what his butthole looked like. I know I sure couldn’t pick mine out in a line up. I’m not saying I haven’t looked at it in the mirror before, because I certainly have, but looking at a photo of it on it’s own without me upside down staring into the mirror for context, I doubt if I would truly recognize it.
Well, it just so happens that my good friend Ari has a very unusual butthole.
I think I’ll just leave it at that.
Sit back, strap in your seat belts and enjoy the UN-CENSORED version of one of the funniest videos we’ve ever made.
Enjoy!!

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Pretty fucking nasty, huh?
Speaking of pretty fucking nasty, I’m sure a lot of you have seen the latest video floating around called “two girls and 1 cup,” right?
If you haven’t it’s easily one of the grossest videos ever. You can see it here.
It’s so shocking that there’s a whole ton of really entertaining videos out there of people watching it for the first time.
We filmed one of me watching it, and then me showing my friend Brian watching the BME Pain Olympics and me filming him.
The BME pain Olympics is fucking NUTS. It’s these dudes cutting their dicks off, slamming hatchets into their balls, cutting their testicles out… it’s fucking INSANE.
You can find the BME Pain Olympics here.
And the video of us watching 2 girls 1 cup and the pain Olympics here:

I’ll be at Caroline’s on Broadway this Friday night for one show at midnight, along with Ari Shaffir and his shocking butthole. If you’re nice enough to him after the show, I’m sure he’ll let you see it. Hell, he might even let you take pictures with it!
To find out about future shows, please sign up for my mailing list here.
As soon as the new front portal for this site is done I’m going to have weekly contests where we draw from the list and give people free tickets to shows and we’re going to film the winners and put it on youtube. With your permission, of course.
I’ll be on Opie and Anthony Friday morning on FM and XM radio, and I’ll see you at the UFC Saturday night!