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Pirate Radio for the Whole Fucking World!

I did this soundbreak interview the other day, and it was this radio/internet cam show that they broadcast live over the net. It’s totally uncensored (I think I said the word cunt about 40 times) and as I was doing it I was thinking, something like this is like pirate radio that the whole world can see!

I really think that this is the future of entertainment. No more fucking lame ass bullshit interviews on Entertainment Tonight sandwiched in between toyota ads. Someday the web will be the main source of entertainment content in people homes. When broadband access becomes readily accessible nationwide and video and audio streaming technology reaches a point where we can all view real time live full screen shows on our TVs from the web I really think the traditional networks are gonna fall apart. Don’t think the big companies aren’t preparing for this either, because they are. Big companies are trying to control more and more of what goes on the web. Warner Bros. actually tried to take possession of my domain name in my contract to do an album with them. Of course I told them to go fuck themselves, but the point is that they’re playing position, and they’re preparing.

Why do you think TV programming is becoming more and more fucked up? Survivor, who wants to marry a millionaire, big brother, etc… Those shows would never have even been fucking CONSIDERED before the internet. Uncensored content is making it’s way into peoples homes more and more everyday because of the net, and the traditional networks are scrambling to try to keep up.

They still cling to their archaic notion that the 7 dirty words are taboo for broadcast, so instead they try to appease your need for sickness and depravity by shocking you with real people doing retarded deeds like eating rats and marrying strangers.

And it’s only gonna get worse.

Mark my words, we’re about 3 seasons away from the running man.

There’s a new show coming out on Fox called "Who wants a divorce" where couples that have recently filed for divorce can compete for marital assets!! You sit at home and from the comfort of your living room you watch people who were once deeply in love, but now can’t even stand to be in the same room battle it out. Their emotional wounds open and festering, not even close to being healed, and they claw and scratch away at each other to see who gets to keep the TV. They don’t even have any fucking prizes to give you!!! They make you fight it out for your OWN SHIT!!

Blow a question, lose your fucking house! Sounds like fun, huh?

What’s next? Cancer patients wrestling to see who gets to have chemo therapy?

How about a game show called "Who’s my babies daddy" where they take a chick who’s ovulating, and 5 guys fuck her. 4 of the 5 guys are sterile, and she has 9 months to guess who’s not shooting blanks. If she wins she gets 18 years of child support, and if she loses she still get’s to be on TV. People would do it just to get on TV. That’s all these retards want anyway. They just want to appear inside the magic box. I’ve been there folks, and it’s no big deal. The only magic box I really want to get in now is hers.

(By the way, if any of you TV cocksuckers steal that idea I will hunt you down and cut your fucking liver out with a rusty fork)

The net is where it’s at, people. Pirate radio for the whole fucking world, and I’m gonna figure out how to get in on the ground floor.

I’m getting a digital camera soon and I’m gonna start recording some twisted little sketch ideas I have and put them up here.

I’m also gonna see what other fucked up things I can get Joey Diaz to do in public.

Andrew, my bad ass webmaster has finally set me hip as to how to update this fucker with Dreamweaver, so here we go.

I added to the archive part of my interview with Howard Stern. I only have the first 10 minutes of it, and as soon as I get the rest of it (we’re looking for some psycho from the Howard Stern newsgroup that archives all the shows) we’ll get that up too.

By the way, I’ve got a webcam now.

rogancam

Speaking of doing things fucked up for the camera, I got another request on the roganboard from Rancid Turtle. It seems he was sad that I didn’t post the less than worthy joerogan.net titty pictures that I received last week. Although I see where he was coming from, I had to let him I had a reason for my excluding it.

Brother Turtle wrote:

Joe: Web Skank mating habits must be documented. It was just a generation ago that we only had access to nudie pics of sagging African broads in National Geographic. And now every 14 year old kid has a wealth of porn that any king in history would have gladly traded his kingdom for. But we must not let our great wealth make us soft. We must be ever vigilant and generate as much new material as possible before congress and the supreme court catches up so that even if only a fraction of our bounty is left for future generations they will still know what it is to be men. As god as my witness never will I pick up a national geographic again. Post those nasty titty pics Joe. Don’t hold back. Do it for the kids.

My response to him:

Although I agree with you on your points, Brother Turtle, I cannot post those other titty pictures for they are even more pathetic than the fat chick pulling her tits out next to Joey’s balls. I’m trying to raise the bar for ambitious chicks that are willing to expose themselves on this site. The chick’s tits that I posted are awesome, porn star quality, and anything less than that is gonna require some extra effort, a banana in the snatch, lollypop in the asshole, etc. I’m going for quality, not quantity. While the internet is still free from censorship I believe we have to act as if it will always be free, and raise the content bar accordingly.

That said, take a look at this latest offering: THAT’S what I’m talking about.

ass

I like how the O is placed right where her crack is…

That’s classy.