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Problems with Porn…

As many of you know, this site has become quite the fucking freakshow lately. Sluts and slobs, public sex caught on film, etc.

Well, that’s not what I started out to do here, and it’s starting to fuck with my professional life in ways that I can’t really talk about. More importantly, it’s also starting to annoy me. All the bullshit I went through with blocking that one dudes face out and hearing him whine about it. Then finally receiving what it basically a hard core porn video from my friend with freak #2 that he wanted me to post here has made me stop and think… Where the fuck is this all going?

All of a sudden I’m running what’s basically an amateur porn site with humor. Basically a better version of Hustler online. It’s kinda funny for me, and it was funny to do, but I think that shit has to come to a close. I’m tired of getting emails from people telling me to get into porn, and I’m even more tired of getting emails from people asking me why I’m doing this. I’ve also gotten over 30 fucking emails telling me I should take pictures of Joey having sex with everything from a midget to a chicken. It’s just getting too fucking distracting, and it’s taking away from my real writing.

I have a deal with a major production company to do a television show that I wrote and instead of working on it I’m spending my time coming up with something funny to say about a nasty street hooker’s stinky pussy. People have very strong reactions when it comes to sex and sexual material. I’m sure if you’re over age 16 this isn’t any news to you, but I’ve always thought It’s a really weird thing.

I’ve been accused of hating women because parts of my stand up act describe sex in graphic detail, and to some people just talking about sex in an honest way means there’s something wrong with you. Especially if you talk about the frustrations and annoyances that can occur when dealing with some women and the sexual baggage they bring to a relationship. In the minds of some women (and in the minds of dickless, soulless men) any frustration about sex with any woman must mean that you hate women. It’s a nice convenient way dummies have of filtering out anything you might have to say that makes sense and questions the way they live their lives.

"He can’t be right about anything, he’s talking about how frustrating it is to date a girl who gives shallow blow jobs with a bitter look on her face! I don’t have to listen to him, obviously he hates women!"

See, there you go. You’re not frigid and suppressed, I’m a misogynist. Don’t you feel better now? You’re welcome.

Well, if talking about sex is problematic, having actual PICTURES of REAL LIVE SEX on a website is even more of a fucking pain in the ass, except there’s no benefit. I don’t make any money off this site, although it will have some ads on it soon, but that’s really just so it doesn’t COST me any money. The site is on a dedicated server now and that shit can get expensive. If it winds up actually making me some cash, that’s great, but that’s not the purpose of it. Basically I created this site to post up my thoughts and ideas. A view into my mind in a different forum than my stand up. I have also toyed with the idea of creating an animated series that will run here, as well as other short videos and even possibly a weekly radio show or webcam show.

All that stuff is in the works, but no more porn. Don’t get me wrong, this doesn’t mean no more naked people, I’ve got plenty more of that coming. Pics like this one:

amber

Just one of a whole series of joerogan.net pictures sent to me recently by my new friend Amber …Yum, yum, slurrrp!!!

Plenty of sickness coming soon, plenty of naked people, and plenty of good clean fucked up fun like this video of Joey.

Just no more fat guys getting blown by what Amber likes to call "Ditch Kitties." I may still post fucked up pictures that we take, (and believe me, we’re gonna take some more) but it won’t be here.

I’ve actually talked to Stile about doing a special page on his site devoted to just that. He’s down with it, so most likely that’s where all the stuff you’ve seen here is gonna wind up. I hope you all enjoyed it while it was here, and I hope you all see my point.

Peace, Love and Vote Nader