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Reaction…

Playboy apparently got wind that I have the pic of Jerri up on the site, and they sent me an official sounding letter ordering me to remove it.

Gee, I wonder how they found out I had it up there? Getting a letter like that the very day after Jerri got pissed at me for having the photoshopped pics? Someone smell a narc? Just go out and buy the magazine and make everyone happy so they’ll stop fucking with me. Actually, fuck that. Go buy my album instead, I’m trying to push my sales mark over the Vanilla Ice comeback album. Warner Bros is officially out of the comedy album business now, so I’m gonna have to go somewhere else to release my next CD. As soon as they merged with SATAN they pretty much threw me to the wolves anyway. I was supposed to get this huge publicity push with billboards, magazine ads, and all that good shit, but as soon as the AOL- Time Warner merger happened it was all about the family values and I got kicked to the curb. On the positive tip my man Bob Gloub, the producer of the musical portion of my album told me Don Henly is a huge fan of mine.

If there’s any music biz peeps out there, I got some new shit all ready to press on wax that’ll knock your fucking socks off.

The doctored pics of me I requested kept flowing in last night, and some of them were doozies. Here’s one courtesy of redban for you sick fucks that have a fascination with my lips…

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And Rancid Turtle submitted one of the most disturbing pictures that I have ever seen…

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And I have to give my main man Stile props for creating a picture that I can’t even show here on this site. You can check it out here. If anyone is even thinking of suing Stile for it, I should warn you now, he’s been awake for 3 weeks straight drinking red bulls and popping 12 different kinds of diet pills. Plus he’s Canadian, so you know he’s got nothing to lose. Fuck with him and he’ll hunt you down like a bleeding fugitive.

I’m off to Vegas in the am to check out the K-1 kickboxing championships. My good friend and former UFC heavy weight champion Maurice Smith is competing there. He won the last one, and if he wins this one he goes to Japan for the Grand Prix event. It’s also my 34th birthday tomorrow, so I’ll be sending my man Maurice out all sorts of mad positive, ass kicking karma.

Props to the my man Crescentwrench for creating this, the billboard art for the next season of Fear Factor…

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